ASIAN BRITNEY VS S'PORE BEYOND

had to work late. so i took the opportunity to meet up with the rest for dinner before i head to work. supposed to meet jaz and clarice at boat quay but end up with hanny and beng in cityhall to wait for the gals to finish their eyebrows plucking. Andy was already waiting for us at boat quay and our late queen just barely finish one side of her eyebrow. by the time she's finished, we were all late. and her reasonings are just plain crap. and so to avoid the topic, she came up with this really amazing story. she begin to tell everyone that i look like Britney Spears.

BRITNEY SPEARS!!! siao ar???!! yah i know i ba ba, but me? britney spears? ha, my toes are laughing. i remember in one of the episodes of "police & thief" (singapore comedy drama), "lee tok kong's daughter" was singing britney spears song? oops, i did it again. and in the show, she sang off key and act like some big shot singer in a singing compeition. it always set me laughing and i begin to imitate her. "OOPs, i did it again.... keep playing your heart, got lost in A game......." as i sang merrily to them purposely singing off key.

the worst is yet to come.
after we finish our dinner at Macs, as we head down to find mitch in WU bar, a karaoke pub. and god knows who wana sabo me, went to dedicate ah mei's song for me. never mind sing lor.. as i look at the watch, i realise i am running late. (have to be at Far East plaza by ten and it's 9.30) was about to go when i everyone tell me to sing it before i go. and u guess it. on the screen :" OOPS, i did it again - BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!! TMD. i knew it must have something to do with either jaz or hanny. hmmm.... both are main suspects. can still shout: "wooo hooo, Asian version Britney Spears! wee yoooo weee"

knn. so damn embarassing!! the girls next table darted me a "u are asian britney???? then i am Madonna" look. haiz... what to do? had to sing while "my friends" start to swing with a lighter. had to pose sexy somemore. nnb.

but as the saying goes: revenge IS sweet. i manage to get mitch to play the next song for Hanny. i took a mike and say : "ladies and gentlemen, let out our hands together and welcome the ever charming SIEVE ONG! " OMG. it is supposed to be SETH ONG. become SIEVE. heheeh all the pple in the group laugh their ass off. u can see our darling SIEVE.. i mean Seth turning beetroot red as he struggled to sing the song at the same time. hehehee

my night with them ended with hanny finishing the song and calling out: "this song is specially for April Tay, our Asian Britney Spears! " more glares from the ladies again. haiz..... as i walk out of the pub seeing a guy snickering from the corner of my eye. i was beaten by prankster ong again.

Hanny> didn't mean to mispronounce your name. all i can say is : "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.... "

below are the pictures that i have been owing since my bdae. sorry, too busy to update recently. enjoy!

the party group on sat. (mitch left early and clarice is too drunk to be around)

jaz and me!!!

nobody kiss me... i kiss my flower.

excuse me... looking for models?

kev: if i pray hard enough ,TK will disappear. TK: fat hope

TK looks spastic while beng try to show off his side profile

gary, hanny and prankster

beng and TK and mel?

Tk and me!

pictures from the bridge. yes. the place where clarice puke into the river that very night. kekekee

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beng and i showing off our accessories!

i caught my bf sharing a hotdog with another girl!!!! Boo Hoo Hoo!! and my bro beng never help, only pose! tsk tsk tsk....

*droolz to the food!* han han han han han bao bao!

old time friends!

my buffdae at sushi tei! free cake, free top, free bracelet, free sun flower, free dinner! most important, free LOVE for my darling girls!

three girls and a surprise!

freaky jaz and her mee pok!

Chang lao and his "huh" mee pok

mr "really deserve a slap" and his ba chor mee

Mr. " i really wana slap you" and his ba chor mee

Mr. Seith stoning at his ba chor mee

MY TIRAMISU CAKE! *yum yum, droolz*

Friday Suprise Dinner

was actually supposed to meet up with jaz but kev last minute insisted that i meet him. he told me he might not be free on the actual day... darn. haiz, what to do? sms her that i couldn't make it lor. her reply: "oei oei oei, leave my beautiful gf alone can? so greedy, want her on friday and sat. she just finish her m***es and all ready for me leh!" i was like: "huh??????" then i realised it was her bf.
hahaha, jaz's bf> too bad, your gf is also mine. u got soooo many days with her liao, i just wana steal her way for 2 nights nia! share lah! ;P

well, pop over to kev's house after work coz we were supposed to eat at Yio Chu Kang. he say there's this really good western restaurant. in Yio Chu Kang? maybe i stay in the west so dun really know.. went over to collect my winnings (i won in soccer! not much though) before going over his place.
"ding dong" rang as i waited outside. then i heard this "clang clang bang bang" coming from inside. ???? what's going on? surprise party? not likely since it's on a working day for all. i press the bell again and finally the door open. there stood my bf, sweating in his singlet,hair in slight mess, with a silly grin in the face, looking flushed. i thought: "cheating??? nah, then why is he still meeting me for dinner?"

as i stepped in,i saw the beautiful surprise... tealight candles were lit and there on the table was my birthday dinner

he cooked pasta and salmon! surprise surprise!!! i never realised he took a day off and spend hours just to prepare this meal for me.... *awwwwww...* that wasn't all.

i had my second surprise. my darling made me dessert. no, hoho, not him as a serving but this lovely Tiramisu cake he made for me!!

overall> for a first timer in cooking lemony pasta, mustard pepper salmon and Tiramisu- score : 8.5/ 10
effort and sweetness rolled in a bf: 101/10
suprise level: 4/10
appreciation: loads and loads!
worse part of dinner: washing up!
best part of dinner: the company. *rest are all plus plus bonus!*
thanks to all who help to make this dinner along the way, u know who u are!!

paper tiger, hidden tigeress

had a really really fu*k up day.

i had to go down to one particular building management to do some submission works before i can start my reno works for this retail shop. usually it take less than 3 days to get the permit.

so i went in yesterday to see this guy A. puny ass with tiny little eyes. this irritating look that u just wana point him the middle finger. he started to show off his "i am the management, i am the king. bow to me peasants" attitude. cannot this cannot that. knn. i never had any problems with management and he's probably the first one.

went in this afternoon at 12. he refused to accept the drawing because there's no unit no. ???? cannot write there meh? . knn. in the end i had to go back to the office and redo the drawing again. but that wasn't the issue.

this time , my client, my boss and me went in the after around 4 to do the submission again. he saw us coming and start walking out. "sorry, now not the right time. i need to go kia kuay (walk walk). my inspection rounds.come back at 5pm. " TMD. we had to smile like a prositute somemore

knn so since we had to wait, we went for coffee at Ya Kun. in less then 10 minutes time, we saw all the management bastards walking out of a door laughing. u should have seen his face. so shocked to see us. because all of them ARE coming here to have coffee. talking about work. bloody bastards. they finally sashay back to the office at 5.30pm. i have waited for an hour just to do a 5 minute thing. worse, i had to go back tomolo to redo the submission again. AGAIN!!!!
i heard this paper tiger is leaving the company and is doing his final roar. end of the day i still have to smile like a prositute and submit to him.

watch out paper tiger, the real tigeress is just round the corner..

*&$^%#*%^@)%^* kiss my ass!

i had an awful long weekend!! been skipping my lunch for like the past 2 weeks, talking to clients even on a freaking weekend and had to rush back to office to hand in my drawings...

got drenched in the rain while waiting for kev to call me back.. he was fixing his car "dentures" at HOCK LEE GARAGE and Gary the tau kay had forgot to tell him! in the end i took a bus and dropped off near his place and Andy came to fetch me. :) (at the bus stop i saw 2 guys sitting on the seats so i sat also. TMD. the seat i sat was wet. YES. Apes did it again...)

my saturday end with having dinner with his parents and doing my work in the night. was feeling soooo damn bloody deprived cos the girls went for a karaokie session..

by the time i crawl into bed, kev was already snoring.. that poor fellow had been pretty busy with his work, school and soccer. but i know i wouldn't be able to sleep (i always try to sleep first so i can't hear any snoring) so i end up watching the show closer till 6am. could hardly sleep.

is this how it is supposed to be as you grow older? work work work. haiz my life is just like this entry. simply grey.

my darling ar bu char!

Ling & Yang ?

went over to this bar where mitch is working that day. it's called the Wu bar (not tha wu, no R & B) . Wu as in Wu shu- Martial Arts bar. it's nothing to wu shu about, not even a bruce lee poster. just plain orange and white bar to sing karaoke and there's a super chia liat wall snook everywhere pool table

had a 2 jugs of beer (complimentry from a friend) with clarice who got picked up by the owner of the pub. he used the most old fashion way a man can use. holding her hand and trying to tell fortune. *pengz* and telling her he wants to do a trick with her handphone and ends up taking her number *roll over and pengz* . and clarice couldn't even be bothered to entertain cox she kinda fell asleep while he blah about her future.
so please please try harder to impress. you might wan to watch hitched to get some ideas.

funny thing is nowadays when i drink, i tend to feel sleepy than high. heh. pretty good to use that like a sleeping pill though i dun even need one to sleep. took off with clarice and had to walk all the way to clarke quay before we could get a cab.

my cab stopped at a traffic light and i saw this guy crossing the street. same hair style, same kind of berms and t shirt. looks lilke a friend.. as my cab drove pass him, the spectaculated guy who kept his head low suddenly look up. i was lilke :"huh? Yangie?

i know. he's in Aussie. how can he be walking towards my blk in the midst of the night? it could be the poor eyesight, dim light or alcohol. but i think i am just missing my good old friend.

Yangie> was trying hard to look for a left right dancing kaki and a follow the rythm ham bao bao player. but Ling & Yang is still the best combi. :)

miss ya dude!

kick ass thursday

have been working my ass off recently, can hardly spare the time to eat, let alone to blog..

had a meeting on thursday till 8 plus. you see,my office is in those old shop houses along River Valley and the building construction authority sent a letter to all landlords stating that all units must repaint the external walls of the shophouse.for those who have been to my office would know how run down the place look. so my boss try to be nice and organise a meeting to get everyone to agree to paint together else will get a fine slap across the face. we are supposed to do it by end march and now is already APRIL 2005.

so my "nice" boss made this my pet project. (with my workload piling like a mountain and u still have the cheek to give me a pet project?! ) so started calling all the units. pple are just weird. they will do the "who's doing it? how many pple doing it? *reminds me of a friend who will always sms who's going when ever we have a outing.*

anyway, these pple said they are going to come for the meeting and an hour later, only 2 turn up. 2! out of 12 pple! i had to call up one by one again to check if they are coming. knn, some just simply say forget and cut me off. one was worse. here goes:

apes: "hi Mr. Chiang, u are supposed to turn up for a meeting at my office at 7pm sharp."

Chiang:" isit? i got say i am coming meh? i am a very busy man leh. so how much to paint the exterior?"

Apes: "the costing is around $1500, including a minimum 5 years warranty. weatherbond paint with washing and all..."

Chiang:" huh? $1500 ? *sarcastic tone* soooo expensive ar? wah you r boss verrrriii clever hor.... last time the painting shop only charge $600 nia! wah your bosss veeeeerrrriiii Expensive! then how many pple know about this pricing huh? tsk tsk tsk.

Apes: (fuming liao) there is a reason for this pricing, which is why we arrange the meeting to explain and see how we can upgrade this place. this price is reasonable that u dun have to repaint every year, SIR! there are only 2 landlord here noe and they have both agreed.

Chiang: *evil sarcastic laugh* hehehehe, only two ar? wahh..aiyah, your boss soooooexpensive... eh, how to expect me to agree? somemore not all are willing lah, ask your boss to try harder lah.. tsk tsk tsk sooooo expensive.

Apes: raising voice liao* this is exactly why we are holding the meeting to explain, but out of ten pple i call, 8 who is supposed to turn up dun even bother to call and inform that they are not coming. and one of them is you SIR!!

Chiang: ......... i i i not free what... u all meet 7 sooo early... meet at 9 plus mah! i meet your boss at 9 plus lor.

Apes: "u want, u call my boss to arrange. u think expensive, ask my boss. u wana get summon, dun paint lor. thanks for your time sir. "

TMD, wan cheap and green and big tits (translate hokkien) , then even so have a better attitude mah. hate it when he do the lizard thingy : "tsk tsk tsk"..... tsk your lizard head lah. i hope u get a fine! bleah~!

too much to handle, too little time.
but my life still goes on....

Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me..

HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY!

Tried conning someone today and end up they got pissed at me... what's an april fool's day when pple can only con April and not April conning pple? though every year when this day comes i always end up having getting all suay luck with cases of me falling down, knocking against glass, spilling drinks... yes. on April fool's day. without fail, the joke's on me again.