To my ever understanding bf

Dear BF,

i am sorry.
i have been unfaithful. i am soo in love now. No bf, not to you. i'm falling in love with another man. a man that i dun even remember his name. i can hardly pronounce it either. but he is one man that drives me crazy.

i have been dating him on every monday and tues. though we are only allowed to meet for an hour but he mesmerised me with his witty humor, his charming grin and his watery eyes. he would profess his love and that melts my heart.

i am so hooked to him that i would argue with my bug sis who's going to be his bride! childish but it's afterall my fantasy.

iknow that because of him, i neglected you. i know it's unfair to you. my precious moments with him will end after 11. please bear with me till he leaves.

thank you for your understanding. :)
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Adventures of klutzy Ling

it's been a loooong time since i last update. so here's a quick recap:

been catching up times with the girls. popped over the Gee's place and played mahjong. gossip and more gossip.

very tied up with work and barely have time to breathe. it's amazing how i actually survive last month without taking MC. yes, i take MC every month. sorry, karen. i belong to the "act sick bitches and nuah at home" group....

the most embarassing moment for the week:

got my pay and went to the bank with my boss. bad move. it was close to lunchtime and loads of pple were lining up. i walk to the cash deposit machine to deposit my miserable sum of money into my savings account.

shitz. i saw my money gana "makan" into the machine. i didn't put enough. so i had to do another transaction to add in more money this time.

just as i try to put the money into the box, the rubber band that was in my hand drop. haiz.. it didn't drop onto the floor. IT DROPPED INTO THE COUNTING MACHINE. before i could get it out of the box, the stupid lid just close and the voice goes: "please wait while we count your cash.."

i kept my fingers crossed and hope to hear: "transaction approved" but noooooooooo............. the next thing i knew was "machine faulty. please seek assistance by calling 1800- xxxxxxx" flashing across the screen.

!#%!^&!$)^!$&)*!&**#df TMD>

more pple queuing. my sweat rolling down my forehead. the auntie behind threw me a glance.

stupid boss had to walk in and ask: "oei, why so long?"

i whispered: " i bu xiao xin dropped a rubberband and it's jammed inside. machine to fast for me to take it out in time...."

my boss in a loud clear voice: "huh? ahahahahaaa.......... u are the first person i know that drops a rubber band in a CASH deposit machine! so paiseh! got pple waiting to use leh!

me: more sweat rolling down my forehead.....the auntie behind me had already "tsk tsk" at me and jump into the manual queue which is all the way to the entrance.

i had no choice but to seek assistance from the counter. the lady gave me this "???? stupid" look as i repeat myself again. she had to get CISCO to guard her somemore. haiz.....

April never fails to embarass herself. NEVER. the klutzy her make sure she hits the klutzy quota every month.