another klutzy storieee

alright. it's time for the ocassionally klutzy story again..

just last sunday,bf was lying on the bed (a really tiny one). i attempt to do a stunt. no,no, not those "i try to act sexy and catch his attention stunt". it's more of a "squeeze him out of bed so that i have space to read 8 days" stunt.

bad move. why? because he has tons of pants lying on the corner of the bed. and when a klutz try to do a stunt, chances are it will NEVER work.
as i jump in from the corner,i got scratch by one of the bloody belt buckle. bloody alright.
from a whheeeee to a waaaaaaoouuuch! right knee was awarded with a scar for acting brave but clumsy. bf can jumped off the bed and complain me occupying too much space.
i tried boo hoo when i told him i injuried my knee while jumping in.
his reply? "yah right. just trying to get attention right?" then he walk out of the room. i was like: ????????

waited for a long time before he return back to the room (i swear he must be eating in the kitchen without me). i purposely show him my bleeding wound as i complain about his stupid pants on the bed.they should belong to the cupboard or else the floor (like my room). but never on the bed! too dangerous for klutz like me. he end up cleaning my poor knee with a guilt on his face. heh heh. that look is priceless.

till then, klutzy apes signing off....

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Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

this is crazy but this is me

i thought i understand myself pretty well. i tot i am already quite hopeless when it comes to the word klutz. but i have "up" the level once again.

just yesterday, i told myself that it is supposed to be a "pretend to be a princess day". so i took a 40 minutes long shower and plonked myself onto my bed and nuah. wanted to splatter body lotion all over but couldn't find my favourite cox my buggy sis brought to her office. so saw a bottle of bodyshop moonflower lotion in the drawer. decided not to be too fussy, i open the bottle and used it.

the minute i smear it on my thighs, it didn't seem right. too sticky and not like the usual moisturiser. pissed off. i assumed that it was in the drawer tooo long so became like that. but pour out too much and didn't want it to go to waste. smeared over arms and feet. supposed to be a princess but feels like some sticky crap instead.

2 minutes later. feeling grumpy. because during the tv commercials, i realised i forgot to cap the lotion. as i reached for the bottle, i blinked. 457876203967 times. because it wasn't a body lotion. it was a body shower cream. SHOWER CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arghhhhh...........................

i end up going to the bathroom and washed it off again. no wonder it was soo damn sticky. if my sis didn't take away the body lotion, i wouldn't have to take a shower twice. @#^^*$&%@#

my latest bitching

everyone has knowledge about things they are familiar with.
like jaz, it's trading.
my sis- jewellery.
cuzzie chele- loans and insurance
hann TNT guys- trouble shooting.

me- interior designing. construction and building. i may not be the one with the most knowledge in this field. but please dun doubt my advice to you for i have at least 3 years experience if not more. if you doubt i can do a good job, dun even ask. don't make me feel like i am a cheap labour and can't handle these stuff when i have to deal with it almost everyday. call me sensitive or what i dun care. i am tired of getting arrows all over. i need a break.

though i have a pretty long break during the chinese new year, i feel that i seem to have age more! for the entire week it's like an ardent gambler on the loose! just imagine:

28th jan: CNY eve. stay up till 530 am cox my mum isn't asleep yet. believe in staying up on the eve in exchange for a longer life for your parents. actually, it's a blessing in disguise. else i would never slove the mystery of the missing fish. a fish that my mum steam for the reunion dinner was found hours later in the pot.

FORGOTTEN. amazing. and i landed with a huge bruise at my right knee after being attacked by the fallen object frm my wardrobe. not forgetting the huge block of frozen container that hit me right at my tummy when i attempt to open my fridge to get some ice. toking about having a brand new year without accidents. destinated to be a klutz.....

29th Jan: woke up and went off to my godma house to visit the rest of the clan. as usual every year it's the "eat your own relative $$ " with ban luck. won $6 and lost $5 at mahjong. total winnings: $1. went to gary's place after that and swao the rest of the group's $$. heheh total winning: $110.

wonder if it has anything to do with my hot pink underwear. left at 5? 6? am looking horrible with mascara running.

30th jan: relatives swarming to my home with the fact that my parents wana hao lian the new items in the house. guess i kinda did them proud. joined kev to visit auntie pat. had dinner with them and went to PVD after that.

almost got myself into a fight. haha, my ah lian pattern came out and i guess that look freak that guy out. went back like wee hours again after supper

31jan: got the word spread last minute to ask the group to come over to my place. time given to them was at 4pm. by 630pm, i still dun have a single one there yet. amazing group of pple.

won yang close to $24 just on a one to one ban luck since he was the only one first. heheh, he doesn't seem to have much luck. total winning for the night: $95. had to cover kev's losses else would have been more. slept like 3 am. earlier than the previous nights

01 feb: went for a client's opening cermony at 10 plus am. watch the lousy lion's troupe attempting to throw "kum aka gold" into the company's entrance. supposed to bring fortune to the company and all my clients stood there to catch the kums. they ended up kana wacked by the oranges cox the "lion" apparently had lousy throwing skills.

hit them like all over the body like paintball rather than catching. supposed to hit it in and end up hit the ceiling and fell right in front of the entrance. splatter the place with orange juice instead. after that went back to the office for good luck and spend the rest of my time playing games. then went to watch "huo yuan jia" with kev.

02feb: went over to gee's place for a all night majong session. major winner: jaz winning around close to 300? i was losing but ended up covering my losses and won $20.

was feeling happy until i realised then my dear bf lost to gee and the $$ flew off my hands again. started from 5 30pm and ended at 6 plus am

03feb: reach at 7 am to my gf's house to be a jie mei. meaning to sabo the bridegroom and demand $$ at the door. was the only one negotiating cox the rest are not as loud. poor fellow had to eat like sour plums added with lemon juice and tomatoes filled with wasabi. he puked like right in front of me!

sometimes i wonder if retribution would get to me.. hahah, who cares? did you know that when the bride toss the flowers, die die have to catch it even if u dun want it? else u will have 3 years of bad luck! did you know that you are not supposed to be a jie mei too often? you would end up not marrying! hhmm... wonder how true is that.

but i DO know that if any of the guys in the group were to get married, they shall die in the "sisters" hand! specially pple like hann... dun say i never warn u ar, better treat me nicer else your big day u will gana!

04th feb: never slept well since i was playing "high mahjong" the night before. couldn't remeber how much i lost but sure knows i lost more when i went over to ivan's house! won like close to $100 before hann came over and swao all my $$$. so total lost was close to 70 for me and 50 for kev.. went home lilke early morning again...

isn't this supposed to be a break week for me? i end up feeling more tired than my working days.

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

finally. it's been more than a month since i last blog. here goes:

i know i have been kinda missing in action. specially to my darlin gals and my precious bro beng. my 2005 left without a bam and my 2006 just arrived with like not much difference. tot that my chinese new year is gona be my "secretly go on diet and reborn as a beauty retreat" but i guess it's gona be burn also cox my boss is going on a holiday... (AGAIN...) and with the new job site starting so soon that i would end up as a fat ass beauty instead.

i know this sounds weird but i have kinda decided to cut my hair short. not really short short like wendy's kind of short but short short like almost karen kind of short. hmm... get it? aiya, basically i think i need a new look.

i know pple are asking me not to take the risk of cutting it too short but after much thinking, here are the good and bad:

good

short is the new thing. (including height, haha)

i can save on shampoo. (and conditioner)

lesser bad hair days since no need to style

can feel "light- headed" without getting drunk

look like a totally different person so bf woudn't get bored with the same old me (but cold jokes would still be around)

bad

i might look older rather than young and chio. heh

my bf might get a shock how ugly i can be with short hair and break up with me immediately

i would end up having an awful cny with a bad hair cut.

according to beng, i belong to a luo han clan and being the princess there it's not wise to cut my hair short cox it shows my fat face.

so what if i am fat? i guess i rather be a prata face and save $$ on shampoo and conditioner. besides, fat pple are harder to kidnap.

i am pissed. my boss has gone crazy. he went to phuket and is supposed to come back by tuesday. but he went bonkers and decided to stay till friday. FRIDAY! u have any idea how irresponsible he is to leave everything aside just because the sun refused to come out during his stay and he wants to stay till he sees the sun. his message to me: "hi, the sun hasn't been out since i arrived. raining. will be extending my stay till friday.good luck and see u all soon." that selfish man shall be cursed by me. may he stay there and still can't see the sun. let it rain everyday. all he can do is get stuck at a beach resort and no sun to sunbath. bleah.

been so busy that haven't been updating my blog.. *guilt* going to be super tied up with work since it's my peak period. (after chinese new year i will be a free bird once again)
actually typing in between my 2pm meeting.

besides work that's taking up most of my time, have to do christmas shopping, mahjong sessions and gossiping. not forgeting the fact that i have broke up with my korean boyfriend, i would have to go back to dating my pumpkin face boyfriend that goes around peeping under the skirt. *note that the skirt doesn't belong to me*

will be flying off to Bangkok for the weekend *courtesy of Gee's milleage- i only pay for tax*

call me a cheapo as usual, but will try to grab a prezzie for most pple. *yes, beng, heard that complaint. U WILL GET THE BERMS FROM THE LAST TRIP SOON. pretty soon i hope*

ciao.

xoxoxoxoxo

belated halloween pictures

here are some of the pictures that are long overdue. this year, i am finally "normal". no fake blood or ugly peeling skin, i finally got a chance to transform into an arabian beauty this halloween. though the rest of the girls seems to look more royal and i look really like the "queen and princess s' pityful maid". ahahah, but i must say i still look better than previous halloweens. (really, wait till u see the rest of my previous pictures) wasted part was i didn't go down to zouk to flaunt. ended up in ivan's place play mahjong cox the rest not keen to go.....

next year, it's all planned for. special thanks to karen and ivan, who bought green shriek ears for me from hong kong. hahah, i think shall act as fiona and drag kev to be shriek. to see how the ears look, ask beng. he did a freaky one with green ears and orange sunglasses! heehee, cracks me up everytime.

anyone up for dressing for next year's halloween?

me as usual, trying too hard. hot or not?

the glam glam ice queen!

the princess look alike.

the 4 beauties! notice the rest of the girls showing off their bellies? i got one that's too huge so dun dare to show... heh heh

To my ever understanding bf

Dear BF,

i am sorry.
i have been unfaithful. i am soo in love now. No bf, not to you. i'm falling in love with another man. a man that i dun even remember his name. i can hardly pronounce it either. but he is one man that drives me crazy.

i have been dating him on every monday and tues. though we are only allowed to meet for an hour but he mesmerised me with his witty humor, his charming grin and his watery eyes. he would profess his love and that melts my heart.

i am so hooked to him that i would argue with my bug sis who's going to be his bride! childish but it's afterall my fantasy.

iknow that because of him, i neglected you. i know it's unfair to you. my precious moments with him will end after 11. please bear with me till he leaves.

thank you for your understanding. :)
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Adventures of klutzy Ling

it's been a loooong time since i last update. so here's a quick recap:

been catching up times with the girls. popped over the Gee's place and played mahjong. gossip and more gossip.

very tied up with work and barely have time to breathe. it's amazing how i actually survive last month without taking MC. yes, i take MC every month. sorry, karen. i belong to the "act sick bitches and nuah at home" group....

the most embarassing moment for the week:

got my pay and went to the bank with my boss. bad move. it was close to lunchtime and loads of pple were lining up. i walk to the cash deposit machine to deposit my miserable sum of money into my savings account.

shitz. i saw my money gana "makan" into the machine. i didn't put enough. so i had to do another transaction to add in more money this time.

just as i try to put the money into the box, the rubber band that was in my hand drop. haiz.. it didn't drop onto the floor. IT DROPPED INTO THE COUNTING MACHINE. before i could get it out of the box, the stupid lid just close and the voice goes: "please wait while we count your cash.."

i kept my fingers crossed and hope to hear: "transaction approved" but noooooooooo............. the next thing i knew was "machine faulty. please seek assistance by calling 1800- xxxxxxx" flashing across the screen.

!#%!^&!$)^!$&)*!&**#df TMD>

more pple queuing. my sweat rolling down my forehead. the auntie behind threw me a glance.

stupid boss had to walk in and ask: "oei, why so long?"

i whispered: " i bu xiao xin dropped a rubberband and it's jammed inside. machine to fast for me to take it out in time...."

my boss in a loud clear voice: "huh? ahahahahaaa.......... u are the first person i know that drops a rubber band in a CASH deposit machine! so paiseh! got pple waiting to use leh!

me: more sweat rolling down my forehead.....the auntie behind me had already "tsk tsk" at me and jump into the manual queue which is all the way to the entrance.

i had no choice but to seek assistance from the counter. the lady gave me this "???? stupid" look as i repeat myself again. she had to get CISCO to guard her somemore. haiz.....

April never fails to embarass herself. NEVER. the klutzy her make sure she hits the klutzy quota every month.

all alive and kicking

i can't believe it. i'm still in the office. typing my blog at 2.51am in the morning. abit crazy. but it's because i have to do presentation and still piaing for the stuff to be done up. but here are the pictures of the accident i was involved in last thurs. i thank God for not bringing me up there. yet. maybe i too klutzy then he scared i turn heaven into a mess. but then again i might not be there. i did too much evil. hahah. anyway, a big thank you to those that were concern if i was alive and kicking. except for many bruises all over, i'm back once again to irritate the shit out of everybody. watch out..............

tha fateful day when my boss started bleeding from his nose like a tap. even my skirt gana his blood stains. hhmm.... wonder if i can claim for a new skirt?

imagine the impact was great enough to damage the cd player and fly all the cds. door cannot even close properly... i am lucky to be alive! :)

luckily there's no other passengers in the car except me. else the fellow fly to london....