FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

finally. it's been more than a month since i last blog. here goes:

i know i have been kinda missing in action. specially to my darlin gals and my precious bro beng. my 2005 left without a bam and my 2006 just arrived with like not much difference. tot that my chinese new year is gona be my "secretly go on diet and reborn as a beauty retreat" but i guess it's gona be burn also cox my boss is going on a holiday... (AGAIN...) and with the new job site starting so soon that i would end up as a fat ass beauty instead.

i know this sounds weird but i have kinda decided to cut my hair short. not really short short like wendy's kind of short but short short like almost karen kind of short. hmm... get it? aiya, basically i think i need a new look.

i know pple are asking me not to take the risk of cutting it too short but after much thinking, here are the good and bad:

good

short is the new thing. (including height, haha)

i can save on shampoo. (and conditioner)

lesser bad hair days since no need to style

can feel "light- headed" without getting drunk

look like a totally different person so bf woudn't get bored with the same old me (but cold jokes would still be around)

bad

i might look older rather than young and chio. heh

my bf might get a shock how ugly i can be with short hair and break up with me immediately

i would end up having an awful cny with a bad hair cut.

according to beng, i belong to a luo han clan and being the princess there it's not wise to cut my hair short cox it shows my fat face.

so what if i am fat? i guess i rather be a prata face and save $$ on shampoo and conditioner. besides, fat pple are harder to kidnap.