swelling weekend for apes

grimly apes: suffered from gum swelling since good friday... was like having this super "ciao" face all the way and kev tot i was pissed. but i couldn't even speak, let alone sing in church.. took some anti biotics and felt better after that. keep having on /off pain. .

on saturday was worse... i went over to shop & save, itchy hands starts to touch here touch there.. then go and rub my left eye..

by the time i reached the car, i could feel my left eye swelling.. eh,how come see things like half only? rub a dub dub somemore.. then when the car reach a traffic light, i pull down the mirror only to see a horrify looking (i know i look horrible in normal days) ME!! my double eyelid disappeared and my left eye looks like a ball popping out.

went back to kev's house and wash my eyes a little, apply aloe vera. went back to the car and kev told me we are going to cali to have coffee. CALI??!! in this state!! i so sooooo dead meat by the time we reached. everyone in the group tot i peeped at kev while he's showering.. (seriously... do i need to peep?) gary actually had the nerves to ask me not to open my eyes coz he gets a shock everytime he takes a glance at me..

haiz..... bad bad weekend...only thing that was comforting is kev pacifying me that i am still a princess in his heart.. aawwww....

finally.... i went to do my i/c today! though it's like a super long wait and i took my photos again (not beri nice though) but it's finally closed case for me. one month later, i will no longer be a passport girl and will receive my i/c on my bdae! :)

theyalready warned us about the bruise. though the colour looks pretty, it turns into a huge blue black in few days.and i got 5!
%^*&%#%* had to wear jeans and pants.
still wearing them as i type.

.TK trying to sit on mel's lap

my face super flushed.i look like the female yangie. hehehe.. hop deardear likes the new colour

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end of game where we can hardly breathe, legs wobbly and some turning to ang ku kuehs

like gana jiao sai right at the face. hahha

see lah see lah, gana shot all thanks to kev. pple aim him in the end gana me.

i hide one place, kev follow. i run somewhere else he also follow. then as a common enemy for all,where he goes is where most bullets fly. and of all place he had to be near me.. TMD

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kev trying to aim mel before he got pek chek and just came out to the open just to shoot her

Boo: no more ammo liao

AnDy: Sniper. Chun,good at hiding. during the last round i got no more bullets so i shouted : no ammo liao! mai pa wa!" as i was walking out, chun chun i left one last pellet. i see Andy and Regan (i think) in the game only. it's a tough fight. but Regan my team ma, then happens i can see andy from my direction clearly. i aimed at him and u see the pellet flying to him... going to miss him liao... i sianz.. then a gust of wind came and blew the pellet towards him......"ppphhheeeewwww" gana his thigh. and he "died". WAHAHAHA, it's a heng heng tio" shot. 4D also not so heng ar!

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see? this is the place where TK and Mel hides. TMD. i keep shooting him and he can wave at me some more. )*&*(^$@&^%)

Regan the super long camper. his gun is ALWAYS filled with pellets.

hhmm... the butt butt damn KIAO lah!

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this is what we call :wasssup! Ivan in da house yo! ahahah

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the only 2 females in the game. though half dun consider me as one.. *&^*%&$$#*&

from left to right: Changlao, Hanny, Tk and Mel.

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before the game start

Our organiser explaining the rules.. though we dun seem to follow.. hehehe

Let the game begin!

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PAINT BALL FINALE

this is where the "war" starts

Hanny's bdae- the beginning

Hanny: knn.. jio ah bran billard he not free... my bdae and i have to go meet that fat chick...
knn.. so suay on my bdae..sian "

this is hanny after tricked into zouk for his surprise.
and had like 2 3/4 Lamborgini (he puked,haha) long island, tequila, stout, beer vodka jelly and alot more.hahahahha.
Happy Buffdae Biach!

Jas:* tap tap with finger* "Xcuse me...

Jas: "WASSSUPP!!!"
Apes: "WAHHHHH! Wassup your head ar! Tiar ar !"

he's amazing

it's a surprise that i got to work on time. i know....
which is why i am in a good mood today. coz i HAVE been on time for work recently.

but everytime i reach the Tiong Bahru bus-stop, i would always bump into my colleague, Glenn.
i am not really a morning person but today i was particularly chirpy.

At the bus- stop with Glenn:

Apes: *smiles* " Gooood Morning!" (in a bird like chirpy tone)

Glenn: *stares* grumbles "morning"

Apes: ............ (so suay, morning gana this kind of greeting..)

He was standing in the sun, which makes me wonder why.. i could barely keep my eyes open and he can stand there.

1 minutes later. i was standing next to him, perspiring while trying to work out my "be nice and dun bite" personality.

then i give up. i walked over to the shade and waited patiently for the bus. minutes later, i boarded the bus and Glenn sat next to me.

in the bus, sitting next to each other:

* took a glance at my mac's breakfast and grunts*
Glenn: "yuckiest food on earth"

Apes: "huh?"

Glenn: (Slightly louder this time..) " i said Yuckiest Food on earth... soooo unhealthy.. "

Apes: "but it's cheap what. only $2 and u get a coffee too!!!"

Glenn: "how can you eat this kind of crap in the morning? No wonder you put on sooo much weight."

Apes: "..............." TMD. THAT did it. he is obviously spoiling my mood.

Apes: "if u call this unhealthy, then mee pok is healthy lah?" (he eats ba chor mee in the morning)

Glenn: (change topic) "$2 for a mac muffin and coffee is really cheap hor?"
GGGrrrrrrr....
knn. from a beri good morning to a not-so -good morning.
if i were to find a $2 on the floor, he would probably be saying things like : "chey, $2 nia. not say $50. so happy for what? "

to all no ball kakis> this is what i call a true spoiler!

i need my beauty sleep....

ok. that's it.
this is going to sound ridiculous. i had a conversation with kev the other day. it goes something like this:

apes: "dear, did u know i had a blog?"

kev: "yah...."

apes: "so u read liao?"

kev: "erm.... no.. u got put pictures?"

Apes: "no, not really lah. never put. why leh? "

Kev: "huh? then all words? so boring to read... then no pictures.. u see hanny's, and yangie's... got interesting pictures.."

Apes: "????????????"


so, that's it. u see, in a practical world, it would have help to have visuals. makes things interesting. let's just say it's a little bit diffcult to have yangie's kinda pictures. so if i am going to post pictures to attract u all to read and be a laughing stock, so be it.

but here's a warning first: " dun expect to have like mind blowing pictures. u might probably laugh your ass off. because if u aren't, i am."

p/s: "dear, here's what u want. pictures. embarassing for you? i dun know. but it sure caught your attention. anything to have your focus on me.

shit happens.

how unlucky can a person be?

Scene: in a living room
a teething baby was trying to attract his auntie's attention. she went over to carry him,her eyes fixed on the TV that's showing the Oscars award: Beyonce was hot. she looks gorgeous in her gold evening gown. just as her mouth opens to sing her first sentence, that kid bites onto the auntie's hand to ease the itch in his mouth. before she knew it, he cupped his tiny hands to her fingers and was happily chewing on it.

but that is not the damage. there was hardly any pain. she removes her hands and was about to start to nag at the baby. "ar.. goo goo" was his reply. the auntie goes : aaawwwwww....seeing that he was drooling,she took a wet towel that was lying in an orange container. she wipe her hands with the towel before attempting to clean her nephew's mouth. before she could even touch the kid, the kid's grandma shrieks in hokkien: "mai yong he lay po, wa yong lai qit yi a ka chen" ("dun use that towel, i just use it to wipe his ass")

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YES. his ass. knn. that lill small fart had just finish removing his bowels. and that was used to clean his butt cheeks. she gave a disgusted look and squins her eyes at the kid. that rascal gave the cheekiest smile, showing his two dimples and goes: "ar.. goooo gooo". Beyonce just finished her song too, flashing her pearlies at the camera while the audience were clapping. great. just great.

and yes, it's pretty obvious. that auntie is me. with nephews like that, who needs enemies?

and if the parents are reading this: " i'm letting my spiders out tonight"

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