shit happens.

how unlucky can a person be?

Scene: in a living room
a teething baby was trying to attract his auntie's attention. she went over to carry him,her eyes fixed on the TV that's showing the Oscars award: Beyonce was hot. she looks gorgeous in her gold evening gown. just as her mouth opens to sing her first sentence, that kid bites onto the auntie's hand to ease the itch in his mouth. before she knew it, he cupped his tiny hands to her fingers and was happily chewing on it.

but that is not the damage. there was hardly any pain. she removes her hands and was about to start to nag at the baby. "ar.. goo goo" was his reply. the auntie goes : aaawwwwww....seeing that he was drooling,she took a wet towel that was lying in an orange container. she wipe her hands with the towel before attempting to clean her nephew's mouth. before she could even touch the kid, the kid's grandma shrieks in hokkien: "mai yong he lay po, wa yong lai qit yi a ka chen" ("dun use that towel, i just use it to wipe his ass")

................................

YES. his ass. knn. that lill small fart had just finish removing his bowels. and that was used to clean his butt cheeks. she gave a disgusted look and squins her eyes at the kid. that rascal gave the cheekiest smile, showing his two dimples and goes: "ar.. goooo gooo". Beyonce just finished her song too, flashing her pearlies at the camera while the audience were clapping. great. just great.

and yes, it's pretty obvious. that auntie is me. with nephews like that, who needs enemies?

and if the parents are reading this: " i'm letting my spiders out tonight"

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