i am pissed. my boss has gone crazy. he went to phuket and is supposed to come back by tuesday. but he went bonkers and decided to stay till friday. FRIDAY! u have any idea how irresponsible he is to leave everything aside just because the sun refused to come out during his stay and he wants to stay till he sees the sun. his message to me: "hi, the sun hasn't been out since i arrived. raining. will be extending my stay till friday.good luck and see u all soon." that selfish man shall be cursed by me. may he stay there and still can't see the sun. let it rain everyday. all he can do is get stuck at a beach resort and no sun to sunbath. bleah.

been so busy that haven't been updating my blog.. *guilt* going to be super tied up with work since it's my peak period. (after chinese new year i will be a free bird once again)
actually typing in between my 2pm meeting.

besides work that's taking up most of my time, have to do christmas shopping, mahjong sessions and gossiping. not forgeting the fact that i have broke up with my korean boyfriend, i would have to go back to dating my pumpkin face boyfriend that goes around peeping under the skirt. *note that the skirt doesn't belong to me*

will be flying off to Bangkok for the weekend *courtesy of Gee's milleage- i only pay for tax*

call me a cheapo as usual, but will try to grab a prezzie for most pple. *yes, beng, heard that complaint. U WILL GET THE BERMS FROM THE LAST TRIP SOON. pretty soon i hope*

ciao.

xoxoxoxoxo

belated halloween pictures

here are some of the pictures that are long overdue. this year, i am finally "normal". no fake blood or ugly peeling skin, i finally got a chance to transform into an arabian beauty this halloween. though the rest of the girls seems to look more royal and i look really like the "queen and princess s' pityful maid". ahahah, but i must say i still look better than previous halloweens. (really, wait till u see the rest of my previous pictures) wasted part was i didn't go down to zouk to flaunt. ended up in ivan's place play mahjong cox the rest not keen to go.....

next year, it's all planned for. special thanks to karen and ivan, who bought green shriek ears for me from hong kong. hahah, i think shall act as fiona and drag kev to be shriek. to see how the ears look, ask beng. he did a freaky one with green ears and orange sunglasses! heehee, cracks me up everytime.

anyone up for dressing for next year's halloween?

me as usual, trying too hard. hot or not?

the glam glam ice queen!

the princess look alike.

the 4 beauties! notice the rest of the girls showing off their bellies? i got one that's too huge so dun dare to show... heh heh

To my ever understanding bf

Dear BF,

i am sorry.
i have been unfaithful. i am soo in love now. No bf, not to you. i'm falling in love with another man. a man that i dun even remember his name. i can hardly pronounce it either. but he is one man that drives me crazy.

i have been dating him on every monday and tues. though we are only allowed to meet for an hour but he mesmerised me with his witty humor, his charming grin and his watery eyes. he would profess his love and that melts my heart.

i am so hooked to him that i would argue with my bug sis who's going to be his bride! childish but it's afterall my fantasy.

iknow that because of him, i neglected you. i know it's unfair to you. my precious moments with him will end after 11. please bear with me till he leaves.

thank you for your understanding. :)
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Adventures of klutzy Ling

it's been a loooong time since i last update. so here's a quick recap:

been catching up times with the girls. popped over the Gee's place and played mahjong. gossip and more gossip.

very tied up with work and barely have time to breathe. it's amazing how i actually survive last month without taking MC. yes, i take MC every month. sorry, karen. i belong to the "act sick bitches and nuah at home" group....

the most embarassing moment for the week:

got my pay and went to the bank with my boss. bad move. it was close to lunchtime and loads of pple were lining up. i walk to the cash deposit machine to deposit my miserable sum of money into my savings account.

shitz. i saw my money gana "makan" into the machine. i didn't put enough. so i had to do another transaction to add in more money this time.

just as i try to put the money into the box, the rubber band that was in my hand drop. haiz.. it didn't drop onto the floor. IT DROPPED INTO THE COUNTING MACHINE. before i could get it out of the box, the stupid lid just close and the voice goes: "please wait while we count your cash.."

i kept my fingers crossed and hope to hear: "transaction approved" but noooooooooo............. the next thing i knew was "machine faulty. please seek assistance by calling 1800- xxxxxxx" flashing across the screen.

!#%!^&!$)^!$&)*!&**#df TMD>

more pple queuing. my sweat rolling down my forehead. the auntie behind threw me a glance.

stupid boss had to walk in and ask: "oei, why so long?"

i whispered: " i bu xiao xin dropped a rubberband and it's jammed inside. machine to fast for me to take it out in time...."

my boss in a loud clear voice: "huh? ahahahahaaa.......... u are the first person i know that drops a rubber band in a CASH deposit machine! so paiseh! got pple waiting to use leh!

me: more sweat rolling down my forehead.....the auntie behind me had already "tsk tsk" at me and jump into the manual queue which is all the way to the entrance.

i had no choice but to seek assistance from the counter. the lady gave me this "???? stupid" look as i repeat myself again. she had to get CISCO to guard her somemore. haiz.....

April never fails to embarass herself. NEVER. the klutzy her make sure she hits the klutzy quota every month.

all alive and kicking

i can't believe it. i'm still in the office. typing my blog at 2.51am in the morning. abit crazy. but it's because i have to do presentation and still piaing for the stuff to be done up. but here are the pictures of the accident i was involved in last thurs. i thank God for not bringing me up there. yet. maybe i too klutzy then he scared i turn heaven into a mess. but then again i might not be there. i did too much evil. hahah. anyway, a big thank you to those that were concern if i was alive and kicking. except for many bruises all over, i'm back once again to irritate the shit out of everybody. watch out..............

tha fateful day when my boss started bleeding from his nose like a tap. even my skirt gana his blood stains. hhmm.... wonder if i can claim for a new skirt?

imagine the impact was great enough to damage the cd player and fly all the cds. door cannot even close properly... i am lucky to be alive! :)

luckily there's no other passengers in the car except me. else the fellow fly to london....

side view

back view after pulling away from the honda jazz. total wreck

front of the honda odessey i was in

the entire tank gone... petrol leaking onto the floor. sooooo expensive................. heartache ar!

the jaguar crashing into a "i can't remember what car"

imagine jaguar back gana quite chia liat....

see the honda jazz? that's the stupid ass that knocks into all the 5 cars

i'm sick. very sick. bad flu and throat infection. nose is always half blocked, half running. ears are not functioning properly. keep hearing "weng weng" sound.
worse is i haven't been sleeping well since sunday. and the record for the past 2 nights were only a miserable 4 hours sleep with 7954305493 turning and tossing like a burned prata. i need help. badly. i am losing my sleep and patience. the next thing i am losing is probably my mind. they say it's d stress.something is bothering me. i dun know what it is. i need to breathe again.. i dun know what's wROng with me.
somebody help me please...............
TURN ME INTO A GUNDAM AND FIGHT MYSELF!

.HAPPEE BUFFDAE TO DARDAR!

POOR BABY... SICK ON YOUR BIRTHDAY... BUT HOPE THE TLC WILL MAKE YOU BETTER!

MAY YOUR HEALTH BE BETTER, STUDIES SCORE FLYING COLOURS AND ALL YOUR SOCCER BETS WIN MANYMANY $$! HUAT AR!

The messy room

i dun believe it. i really dun.
people keep telling me but i refuse to admit it.
Now i have no choice. pictures were taken by my younger sis bug.
alright. I AM A MESS. just weeks ago the room WAS clean.
i know i am untidy, but who doesn't? heh. my mum used to tell me that whether the room is messy connects to your life. what she is telling me is i am leading a messy life.
haiz.... and i agree. work seems to be never ending and judging from my work desk, it says pretty much.

is my life just going to be forever klutzy and messy? nowadays, i dun even try.
it's like when i drop my phone, spill gravy on my clothes, stumble or trip, blah blah blah.. i end up convincing myself : "it's cool. it's just me."
even friends are not the least surprised when incidents of such happens. hahaha. even i think i am invincible.
the never ending mess

the mess before i went to Bangkok. u can imagine how bad my room is now

HAPPEE BUFFDAE TO YANGIE

for my ling and yang buddy:
Happy buffdae to you!!!! may all your wishes comes true!
OOO, and your love life be "colourful"! heheheeh in the meantime,have a heineken! cheeros!

just when u tot it's over...

CHECK THIS OUT! "internal/ infernal" affairs of the NKF...

http://www.tohzhiqiang.per.sg/?p=59
http://www.tohzhiqiang.per.sg/?p=60

TALA! A DIFFERENT ME.....

everyone is asking: how come haven't finish your update since u come back?? took loads of pictures but this are the few that pple waiting to laugh at. heh. kept the hairstyle for 5 days till i realised i HAD to let go of it before i gana KUTU soon. tell me if u like the "shaggy" look! hmmm.... if response is good, i shall go perm my hair! heehe.
Last look at my funky hair!

side view

front view

back view

*tengz tengz tengz!!!! swee bo?

i think i look better in black and white! hahaah

arty farty pose 2

arty farty pose 1?

*scratch scratch... 5 days never "properly shampoo, just use shampoo + water to rinse it and massage a little*

come climb into bed with me.....

attempt to act sexy. bf got interested or not? hahahaha, up to u guys to imagine! *winkz*

my hair looks a little "pong". hehehe
alright. i can hear sniggers from here... the hair didn't come out as expected but hey, everyone must do some crazy stunts to remember for the rest of their lives right yo?

THE JOURNEY TO A BEAUTIFUL NIGGER!

pictures of us while doing out hair. had to sit there for like at least close to 2 hours! and half way through the weather turns nasty and starts to rain!!! luckily my hair was almost done but jaz had her" hero" who came with a huge umbrella to cover her while i was shivering in the rain! haiz... bo bian, my fats were showing so i guess not attractive enough to get an umbrella.....

muacks to my baby though he not very keen. haahah

hee hee, i think i look like very different with the new hairstyle. Funky is the right name!

FUNKY MAMA

WASS SUPP NIGGAR! I KEPT THE HAIR FOR LIKE 5 DAYS. THOUGH U GET WEIRD LOOKS EVERY WHERE BUT I LOOOOVVVEEEE IT! THE FEEL OF THE WINDS BLOWING DIRECTLY TO YOUR HEAD IS JUST COOL! FEEL LIKE A TOURIST IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. MOST PPLE LIKES IT BUT FOR THOSE WHO DUN, WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT WHAT U THINK? :)

PHUKET PART 2

my activities were non stop. maybe it's due to the weather turning pretty nasty so had to do it fast. from jet ski to banana boat to para sailing. interesting part was the banana boat.... we flip at least 4 times and my bottom dropped once. yes. MY BOTTOM DROPPED.i could feel my bare ass in the waters when i dropped into the water. $%&)*&)&)#&*!)##@#%%&. jaz had to tie the strings for me. luckily it dropped until my knees. if i lost it in the water, i WOULD be CRYING. Details would be in the next entry. JUICY. stay tuned for my new hairstyle too. *winkz*

Whee! off to the waters! had to grab him cox i almost flew off the jet ski! %^*^&($* he rides so damn fast that i took revenge when i took over the wheels. he almost flip cox he tot i was a squeeky girl but i am a daredevil!

sei bo sei bo!

SKI OFF!!

the three "hunks" at my office: left to right- Derrick, Garrie and Glenn

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jaz and me at PATONG!

new bikini!!!!

never stay at a beach without HEINEKEN!!!

patong beach!!!! last day but happy day!

see? the sun got covered way before it reaches the horizon... sun set= sun sad..

went to watch the sunset at this particular hill top. it's like everyone will just be waiting around just to watch the sun set. was like dying to take really nice pictures when it turn out to be sun sad.. the clouds covered the sun at the crucial moment and everyone on the hill left without seeing sh*t. craps.

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